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		<title>Musings of a High School Vampire: Sunday&#8217;s Child</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:40:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;and gay.
He lay on his belly across the bed, turning the magazine pages, trying not to hear the shouts of his still angry parents who were blaming each other downstairs.   New Moon publicity shots, boy bands, aftershave models.   He traced with a finger over the sculptured torsos of beautiful boys scarcely older than him.   He [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com&blog=8025767&post=1286&subd=musingsofahighschoolvampire&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Musings of a High School Vampire: Saturday&#8217;s Child</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 23:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonathon8</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com/?p=1281</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;works hard for a living&#8230;
Who works on a Saturday night?   But the insatiable corporate beast is always hungry for fresh blood and new sacrifice, and if she hadn&#8217;t tried to get those fucking figures done before Monday morning, that promotion, or bonus, or whatever blood money was driving her would have been thrown away.   Of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com&blog=8025767&post=1281&subd=musingsofahighschoolvampire&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Musings of a High School Vampire: Friday&#8217;s Child</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com/?p=1274</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;loving and giving&#8230;
He held back her hair as she vomited copiously into the gutter.
As she staggered up, he shifted her discarded purse under his other arm, so he could support her with the free hand &#8211; &#8220;You okay, baby?&#8221;
She snorted, wiped her face in the crook of her elbow, and pushed him away &#8211; &#8220;Pfuck [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com&blog=8025767&post=1274&subd=musingsofahighschoolvampire&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Musings of a High School Vampire: Thursday&#8217;s Child</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 22:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com/?p=1271</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;far to go&#8230;
Must have been a health kick. Because there was an hotel elevator in perfect working order, but he took the stairs. Might have been in town for the holidays, maybe just finished the family meal and fun, even. Might have been the uncle who flew in unexpectedly &#8211; no room to put him [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com&blog=8025767&post=1271&subd=musingsofahighschoolvampire&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Musings of a High School Vampire: Wednesday&#8217;s Child</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:58:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonathon8</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com/?p=1268</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;full of woe&#8230;
The sun was setting by the time she got to the graveyard, but that suited her fine.   She could not have admitted she actually liked the outer world to reflect the inner melancholy, to compliment the brain chemistry that prompted the over-sleeping, the bouts of crying, the obsessive thinking.   When the boy with [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com&blog=8025767&post=1268&subd=musingsofahighschoolvampire&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Musings of a High School Vampire: Tuesday&#8217;s Child</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:10:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonathon8</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com/?p=1264</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;full of grace&#8230;
There were probably a few last minutes of consciousness.   Enough time to remember leaving the pilates class feeling taut and poised and calm and centered, her bag slung over one shoulder, her car keys in the other hand.   She was late tonight &#8211; hers was the only car still left in the carpark, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com&blog=8025767&post=1264&subd=musingsofahighschoolvampire&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Musings of a High School Vampire: Monday&#8217;s Child</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jonathon8</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230; fair of face&#8230;
It was convenient that he only had eyes for his reflection.   He looked in the well-lit mirror on his way past the row of high cubicle walls to the urinal, then again when he washed his hands, culminating in a close and delicate inspection.   He traced a finger along the beginnings of evening stubble on the jawline, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com&blog=8025767&post=1256&subd=musingsofahighschoolvampire&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Musings of a High School Vampire: Dead Certain</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a smell of death in the air tonight.
And I&#8217;m not being metaphoric.
And it wasn&#8217;t me, so shut the fuck up.
&#160;
I knew what it was.   Betcha the Cat brought home takeaway for dinner the other night, and didn&#8217;t clean up the leftovers.  Somewhere where under the kitchen benchtop was something that was once alive but that [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com&blog=8025767&post=1248&subd=musingsofahighschoolvampire&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Musings of a High School Vampire: November 19</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember Mr Crawley?   Our long-suffering school counsellor?
No &#8211; I didn&#8217;t either.   That&#8217;s because I&#8217;d tried deliberately to forget him, and it has been working pretty well for me.   Once I&#8217;d got bored with stuffing him full of mournful and entirely fictional hard-luck stories, I kept on with the bad behavior in class that had prompted [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com&blog=8025767&post=1240&subd=musingsofahighschoolvampire&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Jonathon (Special Edition)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Jonathon8's favorite queries from unsuspecting Twitter and Facebook followers - for your (and his) amusement...]
 
Dear Jonathon,
Why do you curse so much?
PG-Rated
  
Dear PG-Rated,
What the fuck do you mean?
Okay, look.   I like strong vigorous evocative language in all its fucking forms.  After a few centuries, you begin to appreciate all the bloody nuances.   I&#8217;ve come to enjoy the jarring aesthetic [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=musingsofahighschoolvampire.wordpress.com&blog=8025767&post=1228&subd=musingsofahighschoolvampire&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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