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You know the game.

1. Brix has dropped out of school, never to return.   Apparently this Tim guy heard Mrs Keech tell Mr Williams when he went to pick up the sports storeroom key from the office, and he sent some girl called Mel a text, and she told Claudia in English class, who promptly told her girlfriend Harm – who told me.   Thus spake the oracle.

2. Daisy and Dwayne may sound like the recipe for a particularly bad sitcom, but apparently she has this dude she has a deal with.   He disposes of her ‘dinner’ remains, and she knits him bed socks.   She says I’m going to love him, and us two lads are going to have a lot in common – how’s that for some fucking fatal last words?   It’s like “You can’t miss it” or “It’s running like a dream,” or “Did you hear that strange noise?”   You just know it’s going to end with you lost in the middle of nowhere with a car that won’t fucking start and a serial killer perched on your roof, brandishing your luckless boyfriend’s head.

[As a side note and a serial killer myself – why the fuck in those stories is the psycho always leaving body parts around to make eerie sounds and leave clues to the mystery?   Weird and messy.  Plus someone always seems to live to tell the tale – where’s the fun in that?]

3. After due consideration, the touching visit from Kane last week, and getting that come-uppance from the Cat yesterday, I’d like to announce that I’m giving up a delicious unlife of danger, death-dealing and debauchery to take up thunderstorm baseball, become a ‘vegetarian’, and develop a disturbing affinity for body glitter.

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Seriously?   You had to fucking check which was the lie?

Get.

The fuck.

Outta here.

Now.

 

NEXT ENTRY…

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7 Comments

  1. Thanks for the hearty laugh you gave me at choice #3.
    The body glitter was the tipoff. You’ll glitter when the Cat starts treating you like an equal rather than a barely-tolerated subordinate; or when Hell freezes over, whichever comes first.
    (My money’s on icicles in Hell.)
    Interesting exit by your school nemesis. You’re going to seriously miss Brix, aren’t you?

  2. On the bright side, “dropped out” does not inherently mean “gone forever”.

  3. I didn’t even have to scroll..you are too much Mr8..

  4. Finally! I knew you’d come around and love Twilight. Most especially Edward! Bravo. Bravo. I’m proud of you. 😀 LOL!

    • FYI before people start flaming, that was a joke. A very funny one at that. 😉

  5. Modest much Blackredbluefire?! LMAO..

    J8, glitter.. Well that’ll be the day that I die!

    • hahahahahahaha…


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