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HIS OWN FUCKING FAULT FOR LEAVING HIS IPHONE AROUND AT THE PROM AFTER PARTY. HAD TO GO THROUGH A HEAP OF JACKETS HERE TO FIND IT BUT DICKHEAD SHOULD STILL BE MORE FUCKING CAREFUL.

HE’S OVER THERE NOW TALKING TO THAT BITCH HARMONY AND SOME OTHER FUCKING LOSER GUY. GUESS THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT A TOTAL FUCKING FREAK SHOW HE IS. SOMEONE SHOULD PROBABLY TELL THEM.

INTERESTING. MORON HAS A BLOG, TWITTER, FACEBOOK AND NOW I HAVE ALL THE INFO PLUS HIS PHONE CONTACTS RIGHT IN MY HAND. SUCK THAT JONATHON. SHIT. SO THAT WEIRDO HISTORY TEACHER WAS A MUTANT TOO. AND SOME OLD LADY AS WELL. BETTER PAY THEM A VISIT.

FUCK. LOOK AT THE STATS. LOTS OF PEOPLE READ THIS SHIT? WHAT IS FUCKING WRONG WITH YOU ALL? JONATHON8 IS A FUCKED UP SERIAL KILLING MONSTER.   WHY ARE YOU NOT GETTING THIS? YOU’RE OK WITH FEEDING HIM AND HIS FUCKING EGO? SOMEONE SHOULD TRACK THE FUCKER DOWN AND SHOOT HIM DEAD. DON’T WORRY. I’M ONTO IT.

NOT NOW THOUGH. QUICK DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM. I’LL SIT HERE AND LET HIM PARTY FOR NOW. MAKE SOME PLANS. DON’T ANY OF YOU FUCKING VAMPIRE LOVING IDIOTS TRY AND WARN HIM OR I’LL ADD YOU TO MY LIST.

 

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4 Comments

  1. I agree, Jonathon IS a fucked up monster! But he’s also an entertaining and brilliant writer. And kind of funny. Maybe you should capture J8 and keep him locked in a cage. Feed him ‘vegetarian’ meals and read the Twilight series to him. Make him suffer…Stephen King’s ‘Misery’ might give you some ideas. Then he can still write for all of us “vampire loving idiots.” On the other hand…you’re an arsehole. Harmony is not a bitch. I like Py and Daisy. And reading about J8 captured in a cage would be a tad boring. So, add me to your list.

  2. Would that list be a dinner menu? I have one of those.

    Ciao,
    Ana

  3. Hi, Brix. This really isn’t going to end well for you.

  4. Awwww Brix, it’s been nice hearing of your clashes with the ever amazing J8 but soon your time will be up friend. Enjoy it while it lasts! I await hearing of your demise along with all of J8’s other faithful followers.

    Yours,
    Vampire Loving Idiot =)


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