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BEEN COLLECTING THIS SHIT FOR A WHILE. GOOGLE ANTIQUE VAMPIRE HUNTER KIT AND SEE FOR YOURSELF. KEPT THE THINGS FROM LAST TIME TOO. TO MAKE SURE. IN CASE HE WAS BLUFFING.

BUT NO. NO FRIED SKIN OR SCARS OR PAIN. DISAPPOINTING. SOME THROWING UP, BUT ONLY OTHER REACTION WAS THE RUSTY CRUCIFIX AND CHAIN FROM THE BOX IN HIS POCKET. THAT MADE HIM FIDGET.

NEVERMIND. WHAT’S NEXT?

 

The List

1. Religious shit

2. Garlic

 

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2 Comments

  1. We could offer you some fun, potentially useful suggestions (Trust us, we know the dark) but, even though he is a sociopathic undead serial killer (basically), we kinda like him.

    Besides, he’s a better writer than you.

    So good luck. Think you’re going to need it.

  2. There is no magic bullet, no kryptonite. You can hack him to bits and scatter his remains to the wind, but you’re never going to be sure he won’t come back.

    But go ahead, satisfy your curiosity. Poke, prod, cut, bleed until you’re left with a red, ragged mess that’s neither alive nor dead. And once you’ve realized that the dead don’t die, what then?

    The answer is right in front of you.


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